Monday, April 18, 2005

women with big hair

Every time I see a woman who is wearing her hair really big, I chuckle to myself. I think to myself, "What are you doing?" "What are you trying to say?" "Do you really want attention that bad that you are willing to sacrifice your head as a virtual dart board for laughter?" I don't understand how these women can't understand that they are making laughingstocks out of themselves. When you see a woman, usually older, and you look at her face, and then you see this big ball of hair that is kind of growing out of her head in some odd direction. It looks inhuman! And it's hilarious!

To me, the face of a woman should be the most prominent feature. You should be able to look at the face and not be drawn to other parts of her body. Now sometimes, your eyes will be tempted to look down and around because of the very sexy curves that women undoubtedly have. But sometimes, you are tempted to look up and follow the curves of that woman's hair that seem extraordinarily disproportionate to that woman's natural figure.

It looks like the woman dressed her hair like usual that day, and then somehow, someone sneaked up behind her an added extra hair to her head when she didn't notice and is playing a practical joke on her. That's what it looks like to me. Those women with the big hair always brighten my day. I feel like they are doing it for no other reason than for my entertainment.