The Skirts

Oh God bless women! Nothing brings out the birds and the bees like young beautiful girls walking to and from places wearing skirts. When winter strikes in Beloit, everybody gets out their long underwear, thick coats, hats, gloves, and pants. Granted, some of these liberal-minded, fashion-bending, independent girls wear skirts during the winter, too, but they are most always wearing pants underneath or leggings or something that keeps their naked skin from meeting the naked eye.
But when spring comes, everyone wants to shed clothes all at once. Now, it's easy for guys to just throw on a pair of shorts and go about their days as normal. But for girls to be walking around wearing skirts, it gives them so much power over men. Guys are thinking, "Wow, I haven't seen a leg for 4 months! That looks great!" Testosterone and, in turn, horniness increases ten-fold.
Nothing makes you really want to feel like living quite like an attractive girl in a skirt. There's something about the skirt that just makes it one of the most attractive things a girl can wear. Not that there's anything wrong with pants, or shorts, for that matter, but the skirt is so playful and friendly, inviting and teasing. It hurts so much it should be a crime sometimes. But nothing gives men that ability to fold and crumble due to sexuality quite like a pretty girl on a clear day getting noticed in a skirt. To all the heterosexual men out there, it's a pleasure and a pain that can't much be matched. And it lets you know that, no matter how much you think you've got your woman, she's got you right where it counts.