On Picking Up Older Women
When I was at the airport yesterday, I saw the most beautiful woman in front of me in line getting her bags checked (in more ways than one, wink, wink). She had long blondish/brownish hair, a pretty face, was wearing one of those long, form-fitting coats that was nice and tight around her butt, and was all by herself, save the man that kept going back and forth from somewhere that she referred to as "Dad." All this and she was somewhat older, maybe late-twenties/early-thirties, and a very lovely woman. And though the notion was impossible, I was thinking about how I could go about picking her up.
The thing about being college-aged, though, is that I am kind of limited to what kind of women I can get with. I can't get with women who are younger than college age, because they are not women at all, they are girls, and there's that whole statutory rape clause for people under eighteen. But I could not possibly get with someone older than college age, either. Nothing would work. I mean, it's not like I "do" anything, so I couldn't strike up a conversation with an older woman and tell her I'm a student. What would she say? There would be no chance of meeting her again. It would be very unlikely that she would just fall in love with me through our first encounter.
Older women, especially the kind of woman that I saw at the airport (twenty-something/thirty-something), most always have something going for them, or at least something that they would be in the middle of, be it a job, a divorce, a kid, jail time, something that would get in the way of a relationship between me and her. And thus, I say it would be impossible for me to get involved with a woman older than college age. I am not one that believes that partnership should be limited by age, and I am more than willing to look for involvement with women who are both older and younger than me, yet at this point in time, it just doesn't seem probable, except on a much-smaller, four-year scale.
The thing about being college-aged, though, is that I am kind of limited to what kind of women I can get with. I can't get with women who are younger than college age, because they are not women at all, they are girls, and there's that whole statutory rape clause for people under eighteen. But I could not possibly get with someone older than college age, either. Nothing would work. I mean, it's not like I "do" anything, so I couldn't strike up a conversation with an older woman and tell her I'm a student. What would she say? There would be no chance of meeting her again. It would be very unlikely that she would just fall in love with me through our first encounter.
Older women, especially the kind of woman that I saw at the airport (twenty-something/thirty-something), most always have something going for them, or at least something that they would be in the middle of, be it a job, a divorce, a kid, jail time, something that would get in the way of a relationship between me and her. And thus, I say it would be impossible for me to get involved with a woman older than college age. I am not one that believes that partnership should be limited by age, and I am more than willing to look for involvement with women who are both older and younger than me, yet at this point in time, it just doesn't seem probable, except on a much-smaller, four-year scale.


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