Friday, December 03, 2004

Alternate Ending

It has been brought to my attention that I have something of a following when it comes to my blog, and members of the audience express their discontent when I fail to express myself day in and day out. To those people I would like to say, that this blog is an opportunity for me to express myself how I wish at my own pace. This is not an open forum and it is not a daily editorial for which I serve as your entertainment. If you wish to make a comment, I heartily appreciate and look forward to comments left by readers, and in the same respect, am disappointed myself when people don't respond to me. So, the moral of the story is that the door swings both ways, and when I am in control, you are at my mercy.

Moving on, last night, I toyed around with the idea of including a different ending to my little dabbling in erotica (I could go farther). But I decided to go with the ending that best represented my vast array of feelings, rather than go for the obvious joke, which is what I usually do. In the past, the majority of my posts have been largely intended to be humorous, so I went with a slight change, which more accurately represents my thoughts, I feel.

But, for the enjoyment of my readers, I will now retell the story of my most recent publication with a different ending. I hope everyone can appreciate this as much as the last.

(Jimmy was right, this whole thing is very narcissistic. Oh, well.)

The perfect kiss:
You stare intently into your lover's eyes, looking fondly and deeply into their soul, trying to find the perfect moment to lure them into a quiet embrace, an unrequited exchange of pure romance. As the intensity starts to build, the two of you lock arms around each other and you begin to draw yourselves in closer for a fair kiss, a greeting of endless possibilities, a multitude of meanings, and a realm of overwhelming feelings. Your heart begins to move faster as your eyelids close, your lips part, and you lean in to plant the perfect kiss on your lover. Time slows, it gets harder to breathe, you cannot see or feel anything but the warm presence of your companion and, as a wave of euphoria rushes over you, your two faces meet in a lip lock that could save the free world. Your mouths are moist, but not slobbery, giving you the chance to become intimate with every inch of your lover's lips. Moving slowly up and down and from side to side, every corner of the mouth is covered, the lips of your lover becoming completely enraptured in your very own. Your jaw drops slightly allowing your tongue to move effortlessly forth and glide along the roof of your mouth to meet your lover's front teeth. It moves forward, sliding smoothly along the inside of your lover's mouth, over the tops of their teeth, pleasantly inviting them to do the same, and the two tongues meet in the middle in an embrace of their own, thrusting your own passion further into the kiss. You grab your lover even harder and pull them closer to you, as close as you can possibly get, while you begin to gently feel your lover rustle their hands through your hair, giving you goosebumps on the back of your neck. Enthralled, your breathing gets heavy and your pulse races as you are overcome with passion. Your heads and bodies move side by side together, as if you already know the motions of your lover, and you grasp each other tighter and closer yet. Your two tongues continue to dance frivolously inside as your mouths cling to each other like suction cups sealed with love. You begin to feel your hands move slowly across your lover's body, effortlessly, as if they had feelings of their own. Your fingertips glide along, giving tantalizing sensation to anything they touch, caressing every inch they come across, enticing each minuscule hair and follicle on your lover's skin to stand on end as you pass it by. Your bodies, no longer two separate entities, but as one expressive form move in fluid motion as the kiss prolongs. The silence that is around you is like music to your ears as the connection between you and your lover grows deeper and stronger with every passing second. Your mind acts as a sponge, soaking up every bit of passion and ecstasy it can possibly attain. You begin to feel more and more secure with this person, and want to share everything you have with them. The kiss that began as a sweet, delightful gesture has now grown into a deep emotional connection, with your bodies responding appropriately. You feel uncontrollably stimulated. The taste and smell of your lover has penetrated you and you become filled with desire to fully indulge the senses in the pleasure of each other's company. As you move forward, you are filled with deep concentration. You lower your gaze and take your lips from your lover's in an immaculate release. Clutching each other, the two of you place your heads side by side, and you turn, resting your mouth just outside your lover's ear. Calmly taking a breath, your head drifts forward and your lips begin to articulate the three words that encompass everything that has happened between the two of you, commemorating the past, present, and future. These three words that could only have relevance of this moment, "I have mono."